I'm Zacharias Stankiewicz, a Computer Science student at Temple University, Philadelphia, PA. I've a love for technology, including mobile devices, application development, vintage computing, and hardware emulation. I also persue interests in history, literature (disclaimer: term used loosely), photography, and a variety of geekdom.
I've lived in Port Richmond (a neighborhood in North Philadelphia) for the last six years, and I share a block with a cardboard display manufacturer.↑ Most of my web output can be found at No Compelling Content, including product reviews, my attempts to take nice pictures of things, and occasional backhanded compliments to minor web celebrities.
In two words: Hobosexual Indoorsman.
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My Girlfriend and I
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Spring 2010 | '09-'10 Changeover
Currently, I'm working on gathering an epic loadout of classic DOS games for my ultra-cheap Asus eee 900a (with a smaller HDD - only 4GB! - than your iPhone) kitting it out to be the ultimate portable classic gaming PC. I'm just a beige keyboard and crummy mouse away from beating Red Alert again.
Then, I'll prolly take it apart again install a PATA/SATA to CF adapter when I realize I can't fit too many corny FMV games onto the SSD.
Or maybe I'll try cramming Backtrack Linux (an excellent Ubuntu-based network analytics distro) on it and mapping out Temple's WiFi for them.
Being a modern Internet man, there's plenty of ways to get ahold of me. If you are in a big hurry, maybe I'm taking calls on Skype. Otherwise, email'd be the best way. If you are instead interested in palling around, there's plenty of social networks I'm ignoring RIGHT NOW (see "elsewhere" below").
I am currently for hire! View my resume (in PDF format) here.
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Wonder what inexactitude actually is? Winston Churchill made it famous. Consider "economical with the truth" a synonym.

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I appreciate the visit to my little internet 1995 Plymouth Duster. Do you need a question answered? Did I make a typo? Contact me on Twitter or Facebook and tell me about it!
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